The Red Umbrella Tour Rules!

1. Thou shalt not complain.

2. Thou shalt not disappear without telling the tour leader.

3. Thou shalt return at the appointed time. This keeps everyone from having to wait for you!

4. Thou shalt pay up to the tune of .25 per minute if thou art LATE!

5. Thou shalt realize this is a fabulous tour on a shoestring, not a luxury tour. We will be temporary locals.

6. Thou shalt not flaunt thy money, be loud or unmannerly, or be an "Ugly American" in any way.

7. Thou shalt not sue the tour leader, because she has no insurance for that.

8. Thou shalt have thine own health insurance.

 

 

 

 

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